Misadventures with Rangers: Good News, Bad News

Fun With Autism or Catchy New Phrases!

Know how your kids said funny things when they were little? Like my nephew's famous line, spoken while holding a rock to his ear and apparently speaking to it: "It's my rocky-talkie"?

Autism is a communications disorder. My kids continue to come up with language use that makes more sense or is just plain funny.

I offer up this sampling:

"Boys have, you know--down there--acorns."

"My sleepy. My go bed now."

"What you me want get?"

"You fine okay that?"

"That rare to see."

"When you me want pack?"

"You me up pick it?"

"A CT scan is like being stuffed in a roll of toilet paper."

"Boy, I'm glad I'm not in that room any more," said FTD to me at midnight. "Why not? Don't you like the new look of it?" said I. "Naw," said he, "I just puked all over carpet."

FINISHED!

North Dakota Badlands Quilt, 2012
Dad's Stripey Quilt, 2012
Bearly Up to the Challenge wall hanging, 2012
Purple Toidy's for Whack-a-Doodles, 2012
FTD's Log Cabin Quilt, 2012
One more Madison Pine Quilt, for Ranger Anderson Trust, 2012
Charity Quilt for Ranger Anderson Trust, 2012
Chenille Pillow, 2012
Bird House Quilt for Mini-Quilt Swap, 2012
February Table Runner, 2012
GS Jammies for the Green Hatters, 2011
Relax Pax, a couple dozen! 2011
January 2012 BOM Blocks
Brenda & Lloyd's YNP Quilt, 2011
More train bags for DD, 2011
Ticking Napkins, 2011
4Patches4Hope, 49 squares done, 2011
Moose pillows for FTD (Thanks to Ranger Carol for the fabric) 2011
Lupine quilt for Ranger Carol, 2011
Lupine quilt for Ranger Bob, 2011
Lupine pillows, #3 and 4, 2011
Springy Robin Quilt, 2011
Lupine Pillows #1 & 2, 2011
Wedding Quilt for Pi's, 2011
Aubrey's Quilt, 2011
Alpine Wonder, 2010
Jammies for the Grands, 2010
Three Bears Quilt, 2010
Lil Ripper's Quilt and Jammies, 2010
New Kid~~aka Corbin's ~~Blankie and Quilt, 2011
Dravin's Quilts, blankies, curtains. 2010