Why I Don't Chase Birds*

* Yeah, please note that there may be exceptions to the following story.  For example, if a California Condor showed up and was able to be reliably seen in an hour or so drive, yeah, I'd chase it.  Or maybe a Harpy Eagle, or a flamingo in Ohio . . .  but otherwise:

Chasing birds is a waste of time, talent, and treasure.

There. I said it out loud. My objections to chasing can also be applied to Nascar fans, sports nuts, rail-fanners, wolf watchers, and anyone else who is obsessed with something.  And yeah, I am equating bird chasers to Nascar fans.

Yep.  That's a Mountain Bluebird, right here in Ohio.  Third state record.

Did I mention..Ohio Yard Bird?  No chasing needed.

This topic comes up all the time in birding circles.  And I'm in the no-chase camp.  Some folks call this listing, but I'm going with chasing.  I do keep a life list.  Right there in my very first 'grown up' bird book, Roger Tory Peterson's Field Guide to the Birds of North America. 

I pencil check birds I've seen that I'd never be able to re-identify without a lot of help, and I mark with ink those birds that I really know.  I usually don't date the find, although my Lil' Sis writes the dates on the bird's page in her Peterson's.  Wish I'da thought of that years ago.  I don't keep a yearly list or monthly or weekly.  Or a state list, although living in two very different states would make for interesting lists.  So if I check off Great Grey Owl, I can be pretty sure it wasn't in Ohio. But whodathunk I'd ever see a Mountain Bluebird here in the Oaks??  We sorta keep a yard bird list.  I'm pretty sure I could name most of the stuff we see/hear here.  I have lots and lots of other field guides, but my list in in my Peterson's.










So let's address my three objections to chasing: Time, Talent, Treasures.

Time.  I don't have 3 hours to spend driving to see a bird that may or may not be see-able when I get to the location, and then drive 3 hours back.  I have a real life.  Laundry to be done, meals to prepare, yard to tend, family care, you know, mundane stuff like that.  Now if I were driving 3 hours to see an entirely new ecosystem (especially one with geysers) or museum or city and can multi-task along the way, it bears some merit. I do plan trips like that.  We, in fact, are trying to plan a trip to our state Capitol, since the boys have never been there.  (Been to capitols of a dozen or so other states, but not our own.  Sheesh.) Along the way, we'll find something of interest to all of us--trains for DD, caves or something like that for FTD, quilt shops for me (I wish), and friends to visit.  It will be a Big Deal, not a lark to see one single thing, hoping for a glimpse and then turning around to come home.

Chasers who don't have family responsibilities or jobs or whatever would better serve the planet by spending those three hours teaching a child to read, taking an elderly friend out for a walk in the park, working at the local animal shelter or re-hab center, or feeding the homeless.  With all my heart, I believe chasing is a waste of precious time.  All that, to make a checkmark in a book? I think not.

Um, that would be Talent, OR.

Talent.  This lines up with my concerns about wasting time.  Again, chasers would better serve the planet by teaching children about the wonders of our local environment in those 3 hours, by using their own love of birds (and hopefully) nature to share their knowledge.  And it doesn't count to say, "But I do all those things, too."  It's like playing the carbon offset game.  See below.

Treasure.  This is the biggie.  Talk about a waste of fossil fuel.  And even if gas were cheap, you're still wasting it.  I could see maybe loading the car full of chasers, but then you're back to wasting all that time and talent in multiple numbers.  And even if you "offset" your carbon foot print, we ain't gunna get that fuel back.  The whole offset issue has issues of it's own.  It's like paying at church to light a candle for someone.  And that is a waste of treasure, too. (Light a candle at home for free and say your prayers.) (Better yet, walk to your local park and say your prayers--candle optional.)  I won't go to the grocery store (nearest from Ohio home is 4 miles, nearest from Wyoming home is 14 miles) unless there's a whole slew of stuff on the list.  I just can't see using the fuel for extra trips.  If I have say, a doctor's appointment coming up, I'll plan shopping/visiting/etc. around that.  Yeah, sure, a good chunk of the reason I do it this way is that I'm cheap.  But now that we're also on a fixed income it's even more important.  But even if I had all the money in the world, it still wastes fuel. It's fuel we won't get back in my life time or my kid's or ......

I write this knowing how many bird chaser friends I have.  But you could replace the words bird chaser with Nascar fan and my same objections hold. (Yeah, DH did take DD to see time trials at MIS once.  And yeah, Nascar is a super-duper waste of fuel, and time, talents, and treasures. Big Time.)

And yep, I'm a hypocrite.  I have chased animals.  I turned around and drove back a hundred yards to get a good look at the Great Grey Owl this fall.  And yep, I've driven miles to try to see wolves and bears. And I drove 3 miles to see the Ohio Mountain Bluebird, and three miles to see a Pine Grosbeak. And of course the 3 miles back home.  But would I drive all day just to see one bird?  No, not really.

I'm not nearly as adamant as many of my more 'science research' based birder friends. I know one woman that comes totally unglued every time you mention chasers and listers--and I mean really unglued.  I'm more of a roll the eyes sort of objector.  To each his own and all that.





And after all this ranting, I might just go chase a snowy owl in Wood County tomorrow.  My Mom and Dad are buried in a cemetery near where a snowy has been seen.  I like to go down and leave some greenery every year, and I don't have anything else on the schedule for tomorrow.  'Course I'd rather go down on a nice snowy day, but maybe it will turn out to be a nice snowy owl day instead.